20 or lower means you're not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. not really talking more like laughing
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. Many times na... hahaha. but I wasn't looking most of the time.
[x] You have fell out/off of a moving vehicle. I was trying to do something I thought looked cool. hahaha.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. This always happens to me.
[x] You have ran into a tree. I wasn't looking too.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. This has happened many times. Have you noticed that most of my shoes dont have shoe laces? :-P
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] Your hair is/was blond.
[ ] You've put metal in the microwave.
[x] You have accidentally set something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up. Doesn't this happen to most people?
[x] You've fallen asleep in class. Yeah, when the subject is really boring, the teacher's voice sounds like a lullabye and you have had zero sleep the night before. I happens.
[x] You have tripped over your own feet. This has happened many times. even in situations where you will go and ask yourself "she tripped over that?"
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] You have forgotten to breathe.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice". By my parents and my teachers in grade school
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. If multiplication is simple....
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont.
[x] You break a lot of things. I'm a klutz, okay?
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused and scrunch my face up an stare weirdly.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures or words in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "uh" is used many times a day.
Disclaimer: I admit I've done many stupid things in my life, but that doesn't make me stupid. :-D
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